::: >>> Bebudak Dulu & Sekarang

1)
bebudak dulu : sangat gembira hula hoop bila dekat tv ada iklan Tora bitau next toy diorg akan direlease. pastu terus cepat2 bitau papa mama so diorg xlupa beli Tora on their way back from works.. bangga kalau dapat jadi org 1st beli Tora!

bebudak skrg : kenal ke Tora tu ape? wii, xbox, psp, playstation, diorg kenal la kot..


2)
bebudak dulu : kumpul coins/syiling banyak2 ckit. malam2 hujung minggu, ramai2 pakat lepak kt public phone. konon nk call 'awek or balak' monyet dia la.. nak pakai tipon rumah, kang kena fire power rangers dek parents..

bebudak skrg : entah penah tengok public phone ke tak. yg kaler biru or kuning. penah? skrg, bila bosan je, SMS, MMS, call, video call.. toksah susah2 curik2 kuar umah nak melepak kat public phone. time berak pun leh contact member2 guna handphone.


3)
bebudak dulu : time waktu rehat kat sekolah, masing2 tunjuk bekal yg mama masakkan. makan pun share2.. xbawak bekal duit? no hal.. bekal dah cukup.. member2 nyer makanan pun leh tibai skali.

bebudak skrg : dua ringgit je bekal? dapat beli nasik lemak ayam kat kantin je pun, pstu tercekik time makan sbb duit xcukup nak beli air. kalau bawak bekal pun, duit dalam poket kena ada! stock spare katenye..

ni gambar aku & best fren aku, Teh, time darjah 1..
kami sungguh seksi kan! pakai pinafore gitu!

| i really miss those moments.. |

::: >>> The Rhythm - Zee Avi

Zee Avi - Kantoi
(download this song HERE)
(click here for the full lyrics)


"Semalam I call you, you tak answer
You kata you keluar pergi dinner
You kata you keluar dengan kawan you
But when I call Tommy, he said it wasn't true
So I drove my car pergi Damansara
Tommy kata maybe you tengok bola
Tapi bila I sampai you - you tak ada
Lagilah I jadi gila"

Zee Avi, our local young talent, berasal dari Miri Sarawak. talent dia 1st di-discovered from YouTube.. then starting from just uploading personal music videos of her own songs, some records / labels offered to bring her forward. sungguh jazzy suara dia kan.. enjoy the song, guys!




| untuk lelaki2 yg agak suke berpoya2, lirik itu untuk kamu! |

::: >>> My Future Career 5

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7th situation..

Mr B : although this pain is getting worse, i just want to be with my family..
Arieza : did the doctors tell you anything about the next treatment plan?
Mr B : they said nothing can be done anymore. im afraid that this pain is staying with me forever, young girl..
Arieza: erm...
Mr B : this morning, i woke up feeling sick of this pain. but then i looked upon the bright blue sky. in split second, i knew that i must keep on going. i must be strong..

along with those words, i could see his eyes were getting red. then tears started to run down his old cheeks. but he kept on smiling. a smile that i will never forget.. he reached for my hands and said..

Mr B : however sick you are of so many unsolved problems, you must remember, there are someone out there who still love you.. so keep on walking! this tears of mine, is tears of hope.. i will never give up.. you must not too.. ok, girl?
Arieza : yes sir. i know you will always be strong. and so will i..

and i squeezed his pale hands softly.. the hands of the man who is optimistic about eternal happiness.. and he who believes on hope...




| pakcik B, engkaulah inspirasi.. |

::: >>> Garfield, My Hero

(click on the cartoon to have a larger view)


how i wish i have a life like GARFIELD...
the body? yes! i got enuf fat as garfield does.. or perhaps more!
the laziness? yes... no explanation needed...
but i need his LIFE!!!
doing nothing but nothing.. what a perfect life~

| Garfield sangat comel!! |

::: >>> My Future Career 4

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5th situation..

Doc T : hey N.. read this article (& passed the BMJ magazine to Prof N)
Prof N : hermm.. interesting... a Professor is charged for some ethical issues? certainly NOT ME!
Doc T : how much did it cost him?
Prof N : (keep on reading... then after about 20secs...) he is paying 20,000 pounds for that!
Doc T : only 20k? i got that amount last few weeks from on-calls! he shud be charged more..

damn! he is earning that amount in less than a month?? oh my!!! consultants are the freaking super-rich-insane geniuses!




6th situation..

Doc C : how do we operate this ECG machine so that it prints out something? urgent!!
Doc A : ok cool down. let me read the manual.. do we have time for that? hahahaha..
Prof N : well i believe that sometimes, things can function better with a big heck of smack..!
Doc A : maybe not this time, Prof.. (sambil terus tekun membaca manual book itu)
Doc C : (sigh) i am certainly a lady.. we ladies can do organizing but patience & rationalizing are not ours..

whoopp whoopps!! sungguh tepat kan? perempuan tak la seberapa penyabar sebenarnye.. i do admit the facts tho.. too bad, guys! not THAT bad if u guys plan to marry guys too..

ish ish.. luar tabiee tu nyah.. jangan weh jangan~~!




| moral of the story : alcohol makes you go stupid! |

::: >>> My Cousin's Turn

oly nak kawen dah!! wah wah wah! budak hingusan yg dulunye aku suke ejek, akhirnyer bertemu jodoh.. dengan doktor pakar / consultant kat private hospital pulak tuh.. pergh.. mmg jodoh ko lah nyah... aku turut berbangga degan 'pencapaian' ko..



minggu lepas, aku dengan suka suki telah memaksa one of oly's sisters to post the invitation card kat aku.. yer! aku mmg muka tak malu pun.. ape aku kisah? kazen aku.. if aku nak suh dia postkan bunga telur pun aku ada hak what... mujur aku x mintak dia postkan bunga mangga (update - pakgad kate BUNGA MANGGAR.. haha ok ok manggaR it is..)

well, ape2pun Congratz Oly...

p/s: if Kak Nor bace ni, thx for the card! kirim salam kat Oly ek.. as well as to her 'doc'.. semoga bahagia!




| musim2 mengawan ni memang manusia mengawan je setiap minggu... |

::: >>> Dari Aci Untuk Macha

aci yg manja ini ingin meminta maaf

atas segala salah silap aci kepada macha
tak pernah terlintas pun aci nk sakitkan hati macha
maaf sangat2 yer macha

aci cuba fahami macha
aci cuba berubah untuk macha
aci cuba jaga perasaan macha
itu janji aci pada macha

aci faham bila macha kate macha busy
aci tak nak buat macha rasa guilty setiap kali aci rasa sunyi
sebab aci tau, macha buat semuanya utk masa depan kita
sebab aci tau, macha tengah usaha utk hidup bersama aci di kemudian hari

bila macha cemburu, aci rasa sangat terharu
entah lah. mungkin sebab aci rasa macha betul2 ambik berat kat aci
walaupun aci mungkin syiok sendiri
tapi aci tak peduli. aci tetap rasa terharu

aci ketawa kerana macha
aci bahagia kerana macha
aci gembira kerana macha
aci menangis juga kerana macha

aci minta maaf sangat2 dari macha
malam nanti aci buatkan tosei & roti canai utk macha okey?
supaya macha senyum kembali
macha senyum, aci bahagia..



(this song is for you, cha.. the lyrics, i really mean it.. for you.. only for you, cha...)



Nataly - Forgive Me


| kerana Aci SAYANG Macha~ |

::: >>> Minack Theatre - The True Heaven

dlm blog lame aku dulu, aku penah citer our 3days 2nights trip to Cornwall, a superbly awesome adventurous weekend getaway! utk korang yg ada planning nak travel to UK, ingat pesan aku ni - MINACK THEATRE is a must-go place! seyes xtipu bai.. wajib pegi.. kalau tak pegi, mmg leh buat kesal di hati sampai berak berdarah 6 hari.. percayalah!



aku dengan penuh rasa manje & kasih sayang akan menunjukkan bukti kecantikan The Minack Theatre... selama aku bernafas & kentut sepanjang 24 tahun kehidupan, dah byk tempat aku pegi, tapi ini lah syurga dunia yg sebenar bagi aku.. yg buat aku rasa sangat tenang when i was there.. dunia ni terlalu luas utk kita teroka.. Subhanallah...


aku telah berjaya menggoda incik sabarudin si jejaka mapley utk berpoya2 di sana satu hari nanti. terima kasih incik sabarudin kerana sudi menaja package honeymoon kami! jangan lupa sewa caravan! kalau harapkan tent, takut kang tumbang dimamah kerakusan..



cantik kan?? pergh.. in pics pun dah sebiru cmtu laut & langit dia.. i was in a complete speechless mode when i 1st stepped into that area.. seriously speechless!! kalau la dapat buat wedding outdoor photoshoot kat sini, memang meleleh!

p/s: if korang nak try tgk 360 degrees panaroma kat Minack Theatre tu, try CLICK SINI & ushar & explore all links under the menu 'WEBCAM'...




| i cant wait to go there again! |

::: >>> Untuk Kitak

oooo kitak.. kitak tauk sik? camney kitak tauk mun kamek lom dak madah apa2?
bulakkk ehhh...~

kamek tek tiba2 teringat indah apa di padah kitak tadik eh..
yerr dehh.. feeling indah tek nak..
rasa nak kelakar ngan kitak
tapi kamek tauk. mesti kitak tengah nyaman tido time tok.
jangan2 kitak tengah bertandak tarian goyang2 montot rah hawaii time tok..
tol sik?

kamek saja jak nak ngereypak rah sitok.
motif kamek?
sebab kamek tauk kitak bukan faham apa2 pun..
tedah!!! hahahahaha.. mun kamek nak nganok kitak pun, kitak bukan tauk..
tedah agik skali!!!



kamek tek baruk pulang dari dinner rah luar.
perut dah penuh. tapi mata lom dak maok tdo.
gney lah tok?
nak kelakar ngan kitak pun, op kos kitak gik lom terkabey nak mukak mata.
konon la kitak madah nk jogging pagi tok tek nak..
jogging atas katil kali.. kamek maok join, boleh? yiha!! ariba ariba!!



eh udah lah eh. mun kamek taip pjg2 pun, gerenti kita nanyak balit ngan kamek esok lusak.
gerenti! kamek juak yg terpaksa translate pakei kitak..
hoh! ya lah kitak! dolok2 sik maok nyuruh mak kitak beranakkan kitak di kuching.
mun ndak, nak kah senang kitak faham apa dikereypak kamek tok..
nak nak? yah..... agik rasa..



eh apa2pun, 'kamek lap kitak'! lap montot. maok? yey!




| tak fhm? gi carik mane2 budak SARAWAK yg leh tlg translate.. semoga berjaya! |

::: >>> Masalah Sedu or Hiccups?

SEDU atau nama glamernye HICCUPS.. sedu, bukan sudu or sendu.. 'hic..hicc..hicc....' (iyer ke bunyi sedu camni?)

sedu is quite a bit of mystery actually. from medicine point of view, the commonest cause of hiccups is swallowing air due to makan terlalu cepat...!!!

(faham ke paklong? maksudnye, paklong melantak gelojoh sangat sampaikan habis udara2 di persekitaran tu paklong telan & ngapp.. hambek! gelojoh bebenor.. mujur sedu je.. kalau tercekik? menjanda la maklong..)

org yg suke kunyah chewing gum & suke minum carbonated drink ada high tendency utk dpt hiccups. spicy or hot foods or drinks, stress & exitement pun leh buat kita sedu jugak.

bagi aku, SEDU = PENAT + GAGAP + BIKIN MALU

mostly kita sedu for few mins, then it will stop completely. ada certain org sedu sampai berbulan2, bertahun2.. non-stop..! time tdo je tak sedu.. kesian..

for those yg sedu sampai begitu punye lame, please be aware that it can be an early sign of asthma (lelah) & bronchitis (cabang2 menuju ke paru2 bengkak - maaflah aku xreti nk translate ke proper BM). other diseases in the bowel (usus), kidneys (buah pinggang) & liver (hati, BUKAN JANTUNG ok!) pun boleh buat persistent hiccups..

ada byk sgt cara2 & petua2 atok nenek kita on cara2 nak hilangkan sedu...

1) jolok anak tekak kasik muntah
2) minum air suam or air panas (kalau melecur lidah, tanggung la sendiri nyah)
3) minum air sejuk yg kaw2 punye sejuk
4) duduk kat kusi, badan tonggeng ke dpn ckit, then tekan dada sampai ke lutut
5) tutup lubang hidung, tutup mulut, jgn bernafas for few mins (jgn smpai biru plak tau!)
6) tarik lidah keluar menggunakan jari tangan (try guna jari kaki. kot2 lebih mujarab..)
7) suruh org sergah/terjah & ter-mengejutkan kita (make sure org tu rela dipukul tanpa rela)

tak berkesan jugak? sile try tdo. & bila dah bangun, jgn pikir lgsg pun pasal sedu tu... saiko tu penting jugak nyah.

tak berkesan jugak? (eh eh eh.... degil betul la sedu engko ni!) pegi jumpa doctor.. ada jer ubat/surgery yg leh try stopkan ur hiccups..



click & read HERE or HERE to know more about Hiccups..!


| hicc... hicc.... hicccc..... |