::: >>> My Cousin's Turn

oly nak kawen dah!! wah wah wah! budak hingusan yg dulunye aku suke ejek, akhirnyer bertemu jodoh.. dengan doktor pakar / consultant kat private hospital pulak tuh.. pergh.. mmg jodoh ko lah nyah... aku turut berbangga degan 'pencapaian' ko..



minggu lepas, aku dengan suka suki telah memaksa one of oly's sisters to post the invitation card kat aku.. yer! aku mmg muka tak malu pun.. ape aku kisah? kazen aku.. if aku nak suh dia postkan bunga telur pun aku ada hak what... mujur aku x mintak dia postkan bunga mangga (update - pakgad kate BUNGA MANGGAR.. haha ok ok manggaR it is..)

well, ape2pun Congratz Oly...

p/s: if Kak Nor bace ni, thx for the card! kirim salam kat Oly ek.. as well as to her 'doc'.. semoga bahagia!




| musim2 mengawan ni memang manusia mengawan je setiap minggu... |

::: >>> Dari Aci Untuk Macha

aci yg manja ini ingin meminta maaf

atas segala salah silap aci kepada macha
tak pernah terlintas pun aci nk sakitkan hati macha
maaf sangat2 yer macha

aci cuba fahami macha
aci cuba berubah untuk macha
aci cuba jaga perasaan macha
itu janji aci pada macha

aci faham bila macha kate macha busy
aci tak nak buat macha rasa guilty setiap kali aci rasa sunyi
sebab aci tau, macha buat semuanya utk masa depan kita
sebab aci tau, macha tengah usaha utk hidup bersama aci di kemudian hari

bila macha cemburu, aci rasa sangat terharu
entah lah. mungkin sebab aci rasa macha betul2 ambik berat kat aci
walaupun aci mungkin syiok sendiri
tapi aci tak peduli. aci tetap rasa terharu

aci ketawa kerana macha
aci bahagia kerana macha
aci gembira kerana macha
aci menangis juga kerana macha

aci minta maaf sangat2 dari macha
malam nanti aci buatkan tosei & roti canai utk macha okey?
supaya macha senyum kembali
macha senyum, aci bahagia..



(this song is for you, cha.. the lyrics, i really mean it.. for you.. only for you, cha...)



Nataly - Forgive Me


| kerana Aci SAYANG Macha~ |

::: >>> Minack Theatre - The True Heaven

dlm blog lame aku dulu, aku penah citer our 3days 2nights trip to Cornwall, a superbly awesome adventurous weekend getaway! utk korang yg ada planning nak travel to UK, ingat pesan aku ni - MINACK THEATRE is a must-go place! seyes xtipu bai.. wajib pegi.. kalau tak pegi, mmg leh buat kesal di hati sampai berak berdarah 6 hari.. percayalah!



aku dengan penuh rasa manje & kasih sayang akan menunjukkan bukti kecantikan The Minack Theatre... selama aku bernafas & kentut sepanjang 24 tahun kehidupan, dah byk tempat aku pegi, tapi ini lah syurga dunia yg sebenar bagi aku.. yg buat aku rasa sangat tenang when i was there.. dunia ni terlalu luas utk kita teroka.. Subhanallah...


aku telah berjaya menggoda incik sabarudin si jejaka mapley utk berpoya2 di sana satu hari nanti. terima kasih incik sabarudin kerana sudi menaja package honeymoon kami! jangan lupa sewa caravan! kalau harapkan tent, takut kang tumbang dimamah kerakusan..



cantik kan?? pergh.. in pics pun dah sebiru cmtu laut & langit dia.. i was in a complete speechless mode when i 1st stepped into that area.. seriously speechless!! kalau la dapat buat wedding outdoor photoshoot kat sini, memang meleleh!

p/s: if korang nak try tgk 360 degrees panaroma kat Minack Theatre tu, try CLICK SINI & ushar & explore all links under the menu 'WEBCAM'...




| i cant wait to go there again! |

::: >>> Untuk Kitak

oooo kitak.. kitak tauk sik? camney kitak tauk mun kamek lom dak madah apa2?
bulakkk ehhh...~

kamek tek tiba2 teringat indah apa di padah kitak tadik eh..
yerr dehh.. feeling indah tek nak..
rasa nak kelakar ngan kitak
tapi kamek tauk. mesti kitak tengah nyaman tido time tok.
jangan2 kitak tengah bertandak tarian goyang2 montot rah hawaii time tok..
tol sik?

kamek saja jak nak ngereypak rah sitok.
motif kamek?
sebab kamek tauk kitak bukan faham apa2 pun..
tedah!!! hahahahaha.. mun kamek nak nganok kitak pun, kitak bukan tauk..
tedah agik skali!!!



kamek tek baruk pulang dari dinner rah luar.
perut dah penuh. tapi mata lom dak maok tdo.
gney lah tok?
nak kelakar ngan kitak pun, op kos kitak gik lom terkabey nak mukak mata.
konon la kitak madah nk jogging pagi tok tek nak..
jogging atas katil kali.. kamek maok join, boleh? yiha!! ariba ariba!!



eh udah lah eh. mun kamek taip pjg2 pun, gerenti kita nanyak balit ngan kamek esok lusak.
gerenti! kamek juak yg terpaksa translate pakei kitak..
hoh! ya lah kitak! dolok2 sik maok nyuruh mak kitak beranakkan kitak di kuching.
mun ndak, nak kah senang kitak faham apa dikereypak kamek tok..
nak nak? yah..... agik rasa..



eh apa2pun, 'kamek lap kitak'! lap montot. maok? yey!




| tak fhm? gi carik mane2 budak SARAWAK yg leh tlg translate.. semoga berjaya! |

::: >>> Masalah Sedu or Hiccups?

SEDU atau nama glamernye HICCUPS.. sedu, bukan sudu or sendu.. 'hic..hicc..hicc....' (iyer ke bunyi sedu camni?)

sedu is quite a bit of mystery actually. from medicine point of view, the commonest cause of hiccups is swallowing air due to makan terlalu cepat...!!!

(faham ke paklong? maksudnye, paklong melantak gelojoh sangat sampaikan habis udara2 di persekitaran tu paklong telan & ngapp.. hambek! gelojoh bebenor.. mujur sedu je.. kalau tercekik? menjanda la maklong..)

org yg suke kunyah chewing gum & suke minum carbonated drink ada high tendency utk dpt hiccups. spicy or hot foods or drinks, stress & exitement pun leh buat kita sedu jugak.

bagi aku, SEDU = PENAT + GAGAP + BIKIN MALU

mostly kita sedu for few mins, then it will stop completely. ada certain org sedu sampai berbulan2, bertahun2.. non-stop..! time tdo je tak sedu.. kesian..

for those yg sedu sampai begitu punye lame, please be aware that it can be an early sign of asthma (lelah) & bronchitis (cabang2 menuju ke paru2 bengkak - maaflah aku xreti nk translate ke proper BM). other diseases in the bowel (usus), kidneys (buah pinggang) & liver (hati, BUKAN JANTUNG ok!) pun boleh buat persistent hiccups..

ada byk sgt cara2 & petua2 atok nenek kita on cara2 nak hilangkan sedu...

1) jolok anak tekak kasik muntah
2) minum air suam or air panas (kalau melecur lidah, tanggung la sendiri nyah)
3) minum air sejuk yg kaw2 punye sejuk
4) duduk kat kusi, badan tonggeng ke dpn ckit, then tekan dada sampai ke lutut
5) tutup lubang hidung, tutup mulut, jgn bernafas for few mins (jgn smpai biru plak tau!)
6) tarik lidah keluar menggunakan jari tangan (try guna jari kaki. kot2 lebih mujarab..)
7) suruh org sergah/terjah & ter-mengejutkan kita (make sure org tu rela dipukul tanpa rela)

tak berkesan jugak? sile try tdo. & bila dah bangun, jgn pikir lgsg pun pasal sedu tu... saiko tu penting jugak nyah.

tak berkesan jugak? (eh eh eh.... degil betul la sedu engko ni!) pegi jumpa doctor.. ada jer ubat/surgery yg leh try stopkan ur hiccups..



click & read HERE or HERE to know more about Hiccups..!


| hicc... hicc.... hicccc..... |

::: >>> Be Strong, Arieza!

when all seems too alright

there will be a corner for us to fight
indeed we are still capable to hide
to hide the maze of this fright

there is no easy way to escape
yet we are still dare to join the parade
we march, we smile & we wave
to the crowd who appears in the haze

please crack a smile for me
although we are quite nowhere to be
but future will bring us together
coz we are destined for each other




| arjuna, do i need counselling again? hihihi |

::: >>> DSLR

(click on the cartoon to have a larger view)

DSLR...
because of pure love in arts?
or simply due to trend?




| kena tunggu hantaran jugak ek incik S? hihihi |

::: >>> My Future Career 3

sambungan dari this post...

4th situation..


Doc P : we are certain that this problem is due to your drinking habit. so may i know how much do you drink?
Mr H : not much. i dont lie.. really not much.
Doc P : how much is not much?
Mr H : everyday. but why do you want to ask? it is not important. but i live with my mom.
Doc P : ok. so why are you telling me about living with your mom?
Mr H : i dont know. i just live with my mom. i drink with her.
Doc P : i heard that your mom has alcohol problem too, doesnt she?
Mr H : i know, we live together. where am i now?
Doc P : so how much do you drink everyday? 1 bottle? 1 can?
Mr H : my mom... my mom... errr... my mom..
Doc P : it is ok then. we maybe need to talk to your mom a bit later.
Mr H : nuts. who are you? i dont have drinking problem. im just turning yellow!
Doc : that's what we call jaundice. it's ok. you have a rest.
Mr H : you nuts!
Doc P : (senyum je...)
Arieza : (berkata di dalam hati - indeed, doctors are all nuts! yes we are! these nuts help you!)




| moral of the story : alcohol makes you go stupid! |

::: >>> My Abg2 Bomba In Action!

well, anyone want to order perfectly-dried leaves? rm8 per kg.. including postage..

btw last week, abang2 bomba terchenta datang menjadi hero.. sbb fire alarms kat building sebelah tibe2 terpekik terlolong memekakkan telinga kitorg at about 2a.m.

ada lah tu kot mane2 budak laki yg xreti nk buat omelette, or mane2 minah salleh yg tgh grilled chips sbb perut berkocak lapar after clubbing, suddenly terlupa yg pan or oven diorg dah overheated. alih2 mencipta kepulan asap2 jerebu kalimantan yg ganas berkeliaran dalam kitchen.

& then.. kringgggggggg!! nenooo nenooo~~ abg2 bomba pun sampai within few mins..

nak skodeng abg bomba aku? ada 2 ketul abg macho kt bawahhhhh tu.. sila pakai cermin mata ye pakcik..

aku yg suke mengintai abg2 bomba dlu kala (sape2 yg folo blog lame aku time zaman jahiliyah dlu, mesti tau punyer!) of course xnk lepaskan peluang.. skodeng dari tingkap bilik, menghayati ke'macho'an abg2 bomba terchenta.. owh~ sungguh nikmat pemandangan di pagi itu...




| incik sabarudin xnk jadi bomba ke? |

::: >>> My Trip To Notts Games

semalam pegi notts games.. kul 11 pg, time aku tgh sedap2 berlingkar di bawah duvet, bermimpikan putera raja datang melamar, tibe2 hp aku memekik.. msg masuk..

a fren of mine tnye 'u dah pegi notts ke?'
aku jwb sng je 'rase cam malas la pulak'
he replied lagi 'jom ar pegi. end of block. g jalan2. nk makan laksa penang'
tanpa rasa gundah gulana aku replied balik 'ok jom. stgh jam lg jmpa kat bawah'

we took the train at about 2pm. haaa senang kan? aku bab2 buat decision yg gampang utk berpoya2 ni mmg pantas! xperlu 10 saat.. 3 saat pun dah cukup utk buat decision. hebat!



utk yg xtau, Notts Games is an anual event organized by the Notts Uni Malaysian Society. i can say that this is amongst the biggest event for malaysian students kat UK. most malaysian societies dari almost all uni kat UK & Ireland will datang. bersukan katenye!

tapi ramai jugak insan2 yg datang just nk cuci2 mata, jmpe member2 & yg paling penting is ada malaysian foods stalls! meleleh!! beriban2 students datang, meriah mmg meriah. mcm2 kerenah.. kat luar punye lah temperature below 17 degrees celcius, but kat dalam food hall, pergh, ketiak boleh basah dek bersesak2..



aku sempat la rembat nasik lemak ayam berempah. not bad. my fren membantai 2 mangkuk laksa penang. addicted katenyer! yg paling aku xleh lepas is ice cream! alaaa, eskrem yg mak jah jual 20sen satu kat kampung.. & they were selling 2 eskrems for 50p.. tercekik mak jah dgr harga dia ek? rindunye kat malaysia!!!


lps makan2, cuci mata ckit2, borak2 ngn sape2 yg dikenali, then at about 4.30 pm, my fren & i blah balik.. ape tggu lagi.. dah kate dah yg kitorg datang for foods je.. ckit pun xjenguk any games! majulah sukan utk negara.. konon la nyah....!


| nak nasik lemak lagi!!! |